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Old 09-14-2010, 12:30 AM   #1
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This ad on Craigs List for Pirate killer for free trip around the world

Two young girls planning to sail around the world, "Anyways, all we need is one strong fearless man to kill any pirates we come across."

Ri-i-i-ight!
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Old 09-14-2010, 03:33 AM   #2
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This ad on Craigs List for Pirate killer for free trip around the world

Two young girls planning to sail around the world, "Anyways, all we need is one strong fearless man to kill any pirates we come across."
G'day U-2. You sure got that summed-up - - R i g h t t t ! ! ! 10 *****'s to U both. HOWEVER - May I apply for the job, eh? Since some of you know what I look like & my age (check 'profile') - then I'd be called a 'sleeper' (Aussie slang - for someone who is very capable but doesn't look that way) 'Pirates' wouldn't pay any scant heed to an old 'geri-hat-trick' & while they were so busy look a the 'stunner-bumps X 2(x2) - I could put-the-billy-on & offer to 'cook-their-noodle(s). Spag-ball for dinner anyone? Could reduce the provisions bill !!! Well at least I can cook Italian meals. This might well get blocked but it is all in good humour. Really, ciao, james
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James,

I can seethe humor in it and as it has not been removed yet so can a few others. Now being from a Sicilian family who's home town is Mazara Dell Vallo, I am severely biased. As our answer to those persons has always been to feed them to the fishes or make walls out of their bones. But hey, I like I said I am biased. Now these two girls are more likely looking for someone to do most the work for them and i really am glad that i am HAPPILY married as that just reeks of servitude.

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