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Old 10-22-2008, 04:59 PM   #1
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- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?


- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why

- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?


- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Gavin & Lesley



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Old 10-22-2008, 08:02 PM   #2
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I don't know...Why?

Great list!!
For the truth is that I already know as much about my fate as I need to know. The day will come when I will die. So the only matter of consequence before me is what I will do with my alloted time. I can remain on shore, paralyzed with fear, or I can raise my sails and dip and soar in the breeze.

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