Be Aware and Be it noted, that Buckeneer and Pirate
Iron Harry Rackham
has boarded this vessel!
All yee of the "Flint" following, beware! I am keeping my eyes on thee.
.......Pssst! He has a patch on his best eye, and the other does not work very well......
The biography of Iron Harry Rackham:
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
AND DON"T YEE FORGET IT! ER I make thee walk the plank!
......Pssst! Sir.... SIR! MASTER IRON RACK....um....
....ah ......Mister RACKem, we don't have NO planks, any more....
....well we used most of them to patch cannon holes, and the last one we had left, ...er... well you know that last guy you made walk the plank? Well he took that plank with him when he went overboard...... ....er... the crew said he was "surf'n" or something like that, last we saw him.
Arr....WELL Than, if an any those "Flints" get out of line, than tie them to mast, or anchor, until we commondere more planks. Arrgh! ...an remind me to make the quartermaster walk thee plank to; for running us out of planks!
.....ah ....er Mister RACKem, we just boarded a small boat!
Arr? Well than, get their planks, powder, and other plunder!
....er? ....Sir? They Don't have no planks!
No Planks? What? How does..... What? What do you mean no planks?
...er sir? they said something about fiberglass..... it kind of looks like a bath tub..... but with a sail..... come look fer yerself.....