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Quick funnies.
Husband: "My new Olympic condoms arrived today. I think I'll use gold tonight".
Wife: "Why not use silver and try coming second for a change"?
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08-17-2012, 03:14 PM
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Somalians
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"The cure for anything is salt water... sweat, tears, or the sea" -- Isak Dinesen
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08-18-2012, 03:31 AM
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01-03-2016, 03:05 AM
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A Haiku, written by that most prolific of authors, Anonymous.
I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed.
But I need to pee.
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01-03-2016, 04:53 AM
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I prefer the subset known as "dog haiku".
Look! It's the postman
He's coming to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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02-16-2016, 02:37 AM
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One for the grammar nazis.
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02-16-2016, 11:30 AM
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Before I came here....
I had not heard of President's Day.
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And....
There's this quiet bay....
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Not much space
In a haiku, makes it difficult
to finish the
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