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Most streakers in cricket and baseball games go unnoticed as the crowd is asleep.
Cricketers can't catch anything because they don't wear gloves when fielding. That's why the game lasts for 5 days.
Pies are good but can't be pitched 40 rows into the stands by the vendor. The fastest recorded Hot dog pitch was 172 kmh.
Only ugly streakers attend cricket games.
A`ohe `ulu e loa`a i ka pokole o ka lou.
No breadfruit can be reached when the picking stick is too short.