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Old 08-04-2012, 04:52 AM   #1
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Husband: "My new Olympic condoms arrived today. I think I'll use gold tonight".
Wife: "Why not use silver and try coming second for a change"?
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Old 08-17-2012, 03:14 PM   #2
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A Haiku, written by that most prolific of authors, Anonymous.

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed.
But I need to pee.
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I prefer the subset known as "dog haiku".

Look! It's the postman
He's coming to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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One for the grammar nazis.
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I had not heard of President's Day.
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There's this quiet bay....
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Not much space
In a haiku, makes it difficult
to finish the
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