Being Monday, we all need something to cheer us up so let me tell you what happened last week......
It was late on a Friday afternoon, and Mick was attending his club's monthly meeting. He had just told his friends that he couldn't make the upcoming weekend fishing trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and hoots and other derisive remarks from his friends, Mick left the meeting with his head hung in shame, to go back home to his wife.
Later that evening, when Mick's friends started arriving at the camp grounds to set up camp, they were surprised to see Mick sitting there in a deck chair, tent already set up, fishing rod in hand, and a roast stewing away over a hot bed of coals.
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go Mick?" one of his friends asked.
"I didn't have to" laughed Mick. "After leaving the meeting I went home and slumped down in my armchair, feeling like a whipped puppy. Then my wife crept up behind me and covered my eyes with her hands, and said, surprise!!" When I peeled back her hands from my eyes, I saw that she was standing there naked under a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
"So, I tied her to the bed.... And here I am!"
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